...but i am distracted. By many things. One of them is Karen O.
Another is the six lane highway outside my window (sorry, no youtube of that). Did you know that petrol at the BP across the road is 112.9 Australian cents today? I know because i can see their fucking ginormous sign from my window (and sometimes, if i dont wear earplugs, i can hear their truck refilling their tanks with petrol).
And another thing is that my computer sometimes loses the connection to our wireless router and connects to an unsecured network in our building called "MDMain". Ja, seems inocuous enough, until my housemate opened one of their share folders marked "Porn"... Turns out MDMain is the network maintained by Mike and Dave who live upstairs and are into all forms of kinky manlove. Sorry, no pics for this.
And another thing is that i have laaaaaank work to do.
Anyway, before i go, forget the iPod phone, its rubbish...
Single ladies (and Mike and Dave) your prayers have been answered... www.ohmibod.com
OK, peace in the middle east,
Greg
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Dude you're just jealous because you'll never be able to afford an iPhone. No-one will, but that's besides the point. It looks svelte. And, weird Ozzie obsession with perceived poor quailty Apple products aside, it'll probably be the most intuitive and simple mobile communication device ever made, and also the most reliable and stable, since Microsoft is not involved. So there bitter poopypants.
You're a slave to THA MAN Phil! You're caught in THA MACHINE!
Free your mind son!
Just remember that Karen O thinks you're hot, but that might be the petrol fumes, the carbon monoxide, and working too hard that is driving you stighly mad. Please use blue tack and go for a run in some fresh air...
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