Please may I have some more bread?
No Mr Swan, you go away and ask Kate for some bread.
Hmmm, bread! I am so starving I might even eat a pigeon!
Help! They are so hungry that I have to hide behind a bench!
And the moral of the story is that "A full swan is a happy swan."
God forbid I get evicted by the meglomaniac who is running the blog! Sorry I have been super busy - student life is hard, but have been finding time to explore the city with Paula.
Kate, Paula and I went for a walk up Aurthur's Seat last Saturday, fed the very hungry and friendly swans and came to the conclusion that we were all very unfit.