Wednesday 18 February 2009

Jesse Duarte is a muppet... and Joost has a seks-video! (haai man nee wat?!)

Jesse Duarte is the worst spin doctor on earth. John Robbie cornered her so easily this morning over this Carl Niehaus story - she got kakked on by a short irritating Irishman while trying to defend someone she apparently doesn't like very much. What a muppet. She basically admitted that the ANC, in failing to make public the fact that it had explicit knowledge of Niehaus's corruption while at GEDA, supports the idea that being corrupt is OK as long as the papers never find out. You'll still find a job in the ANC, even if you are corrupt and the the ANC knows you're corrupt - just don't tell anyone else. She didn't even half deny Robbie assertion to that effect. It was all um, errr, I'm not a lawyer but we believe... aaah. And then she said the ANC is committed to uncovering and exposing corruption within its ranks. Useless.

In much perkier news, apparenly Joost van der Westhauzen (for our British readers) het 'n seks-video gemaak (for our native readers). Heat magazine think's this is the biggest thing ever in the whole world. Their cover story has been "UPDATED X4!". Fokkin uitstekend werk mense!

5 comments:

Paul said...

Apparantly Joost says that he has proof that it's not him in the video: firstly he says that he has a secret tattoo in a place that would have been revealed in the video (ie his ass); and secondly that the person in the video has a much bigger penis than he does...?! Now if he does have said tattoo, I'm not sure why he wouldn't just show the world, and save having to admit to his teeny schlong.

Greg said...

Hey Phil, why do you always post the pictures as links to the hosting site? Why dont you just download the pic and repost it? That way you wont have The Simpson Family, or the Times visitng our blog wondering why the hell we keeping checking out their pictures. Just a thought.

Dr Phil said...

hey greg, downloading and re-uploading pictures is a pain in the ass.

Greg said...

Hey Phil, didnt your dad teach you that sometimes the fastest route isnt the best?

Dr Phil said...

Hey greg, no.