Lewis Carroll syllogisms are cool

A mad distraction for your slow Wednesday:

1. Babies are illogical
2. Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile.
3. Illogical people are despised.

Therefore babies cannot manage crocodiles.

This is a for real thing that Mr Carroll wrote. He was a wise man, no doubt. And probably also a paedophile. Almost certainly, in fact, if below is any indication :D