Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Wonder how this makes judges feel?

Justice system racist – Minister
The criminal justice system is racist and needs to be transformed urgently, according to newly-appointed Deputy Police Minister Maggie Sotyu, who pointed out that our courts issue lighter sentences to white criminals. According to a
Beeld report, she raised the issue after a parliamentary presentation by the Centre for the Study of Violence and Reconciliation (CSVR) on violent crimes. Sotyu said ‘a white person or boer who drags a black farm worker behind his bakkie gets away with a fine of R10 000’, but that ‘a black man who murders a white farmer gets life imprisonment’. ‘It is racist politics,’ she concluded. ‘It is about time that our courts realise it is now the new SA.’

Full Beeld report

South Gauteng High Court ‘creaking to a halt’
Prominent Judge Kathy Satchwell has warned that the South Gauteng High Court was slowly ‘creaking to a halt’ due to bad management. ‘No one with any experience of this High Court can dispute that the entire system has been creaking to a halt over the last few years,’ Satchwell says in a letter to Business Day published yesterday. A
Mail & Guardian Online report notes that she added that justice spokesperson Tlali Tlali appeared to have ‘no real knowledge’ of the state of affairs at the court. Satchwell was responding to Tlali being quoted in The Sunday Independent newspaper as describing criticism by Judge Neels Claassen as ‘glaringly false’. This was after Claassen, who is the chairperson of the library committee, accused the government of ‘losing its moral high ground by projecting an attitude that the courts are the enemy’. Claassen has complained more than once about the state of the court library. In her letter, Satchwell said the allegations against Claassen were ‘neither accurate, true, nor well-founded’. ‘I am qualified to comment,’ she wrote, stating that the library was in bad condition, the cleaning was inadequate, as was air-conditioning in courtrooms. She added that the toilets were unuseable and files regularly went missing from court.
Full Mail & Guardian Online report

 

A sphincter says what?

http://owni.fr/files/2010/10/pub_vintage_020.jpg
Public service messaging from back in the day. More rad old ads here

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Inspiration

Did something this eve I have not done for ages - looked at some SAFA news websites. I find some morbid pleasure in reading the comments people leave on articles and things (in particular the subsequent media furore - M&G and more - surrounding the Gareth Cliff "Letter to Government") were a little scary at times. But then I found this. And while many of you have probably already read it, I just wanted to share it. Cause in a very sentimental but serious way, I found it inspiring and the commentary exciting.

I am back on joumaseblog!

Monday, 8 November 2010

I HATE food blogs




Sirius. I don't know if you get them in SA, but Australia (Sydney in particular) is awash with ill-informed tossers following the professional reviewers to all the new restaurants and eating what the reviewer had, giving the same review as the reviewer, and patting themselves on the back for having their finger on the pulse, all the while jerking each other off as they breathlessly recount how they saw Tetsuya at the organic market on the weekend, and HE WAS EATING A BACON AND EGG ROLL!!OMG! Was it organic? Bacon and egg rolls are SO HOT RIGHT NOW! Organic bacon made from pork belly is the new bacon! O-M-FUCKING-G! Its like the fucking Life of Brian, but in real life.

And you know what pisses me off the most? It's the stupid pictures they take. Get a really fast lens, say f1.4, preferably a macro CHECK! Get a digital SLR (number of cool features doesn't matter, only use aperture priority) CHECK! Only shoot with lens wide open, 0.005mm depth of field, focus in on a single piece of micro-cress with rest of restaurant blurry in the background CHECK! Marvel at the cool 'bokeh' from the shitty canon slr lens that came free with the camera. CHECK! Send shout-outs to 'sister-blogger' (most of the bloggers are women, or very camp gay asian men) in Singapore when you have a tasty roti at Mamak CHECK!

Fuck, it does my head in. If you think I'm blowing it out of proportion, just check it...

http://www.notquitenigella.com/
http://grabyourfork.blogspot.com/
http://fooderati.blogspot.com/
http://www.eatshowandtell.com/
http://www.chocolatesuze.com/
http://tastedbytwo.com/
http://www.atablefortwo.com.au/
http://www.figandcherry.com/
http://www.theunbearablelightnessofbeinghungry.com/

And thats just the start...

Kitten picture of the day

Thursday, 4 November 2010

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

The Andy Hadfield Blog: ANC Youth League to shut down Twitter...

The Andy Hadfield Blog: ANC Youth League to shut down Twitter...: "I know we shouldn't laugh at ignorance. But hell's teeth chaps, if you're going to put out a press release, make sure you can back up your militant action."

Kitten picture of the day

Book Review: Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People

I belong to a craft circle, much to Franci's dismay. But we make shit, drink tea and chat about life once a week. Clearly we are trend setters as Amy Sedaris has just written a whole book on crafting. I have now come to the realization that our craft circle is so much fun because we are often high on glue, but no one has complained so far.
But being written by a Sedaris, it looks like a damn funny book. http://www.etsy.com/storque/handmade-life/simple-times-crafts-for-poor-people-10849/. And it is amazing what you can do with a glue gun, googly eyes and peanuts. You are all getting home made poresents for Christmas!

P.S. Since the blog is dying and no one even reads posts let alone writes them I don't care if you have no interest in crafting. The sad fact is that we are about to surpass the October post total of 4 and it is only the 3rd of November!


Tuesday, 2 November 2010

I think this is cool

http://devour.com/video/tatooine-by-jeremy-messersmith/

The game of rugby explained by a girl....

http://tailsofamermaid.wordpress.com/2010/11/01/the-game-of-rugby-explained-by-natalie/

He he - I can relate as I still don't understand all the rules and spent the Currie Cup final dancing on the lawn to Lonesome Dave in the sun instead of in a sweaty loud marquee!

Monday, 1 November 2010

Is blogging dead?


Is blogging dead? No, if is definitely not. I went to an interesting Heavy Chef's talk by Seth Rotherham and Rich Malholland last week on the topic and although other forms of social media Facebook, Twitter, Buzz etc are increasing, they are all reliant on blogs and often the content that blogs produce.

Which lead me to the question: Is our blog dead? Yes, I am afraid that it is dying a slow, drawn out, painful death. Well it is not like I have been single handily keeping the blog alive and I am very much to blame. So I am going to post some more. I promise.

But blog master, don't you want jazz up our blog and inspire us with a fresh look?

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

Monday, 4 October 2010

Banking as it should be

Since opening my Capitec account I have earned about R284 in interest and spent R199 in fees, including the R125 for the security code generator dongle thing. So actually only R74 in fees.

Admittedly I don't have my debit orders moved across yet (I'm actually waiting for the promised switching regime to be finalised because I want to test it - we asked them about 18 months ago to craft one) but I've done plenty EFTs and ATM withdrawals since March this year. And besides debits cost like R2.50 each or something.

Friday, 1 October 2010

Must read on SA politics

Finally some clarity on the NGC. Thank goodness for Anthony Butler.

http://www.businessday.co.za/articles/Content.aspx?id=122530

Thursday, 23 September 2010

These are RAD

http://hakim.se/experiments/

Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Kez's cowgirl blog is now linked bottom right

And here.

She really seems to be having some proper fun! Quite jealous.

Monday, 20 September 2010

JZ fights back!

But I don't know if that's a good or bad thing! No really, I have no idea anymore. Getting excited for Zuma in his battle for political survival only tells me that the forces ranged against him are, well, less palatable than Zuma. If that's possible?

Yes Vavi has said a bunch of encouraging things, but it means nothing as long as COSATU is a member of the alliance, as this speech has so clearly shown. Vavi and Juliaaas got big fat smacks. And besides, how crap is our body politic that we might get excited about Vavi's utterances? That is, how transparently corrupt is our political elite that union aristocrats, those morally and ethically pure defenders of the poor (not), are able to claim any high ground?

For me Mantashe must come through this NGC intact, and rapidly strengthen his position. Even though I don't really know what he thinks anymore on the more important issues, he and Kgalema Motlanthe seem to be the best hope the ANC has of some sort of stability. And lord knows the country needs a stable ANC!

http://www.mg.co.za/article/2010-09-20-zuma-straight-up-with-no-frills

PS. As far as I could tell from the reports no real direct mention of mines nationalisation, but a big fat smack for the ANCYL might indirectly be a big fat no to their proposals.

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Musical distraction

Right. so I need some help. If you could buy just 1 album this year what would it be...........? I am in desperate need of some musical inspiration and distraction. Plus I have a voucher for Look and Listen and I trust your musical tastes.. (well most of you :-))

Happy New Year!

Happy Rosh Hashanah! Please eat some apples and honey for me as I always remember getting them at the tuckshop after assembly at Westerford.

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

UPDATE

Stupid swimmer gets her just deserts!

Monday, 6 September 2010

I wonder why everyone (except Australians) hates Australian sportspeople?

Oh, that's why. Just another reminder than being a sportsperson doesn't mean you actually have two brain cells to rub together.

Friday, 3 September 2010

Farewell Hayibo - A sad day for satire

For those of you who have not heard the news, today is Hayibo's last day, as lack of advertising revenue has forces the site to close. We will miss you Hayibo.

Thursday, 19 August 2010

Mulatu Astatke in Jozi

http://www.artsalive.co.za/music/details/23

10 September, apparently at WITS. So decent acoustics then.

Woot!

Decision Made - I'm gonna be a cowboy baby!!

Yip, last minute though it is, I have finally made my choice between the two ranches who offered me volunteer opportunities for the next couple of months.
It has been driving me a little crazy so decided to make a decision and the rest will follow (I hope!).

For those who I have not yet told about this (are there any of you who I have not yet told?!)... I found myself in the unexpected position of having time and flights to the US with no real plans of what to do while I was there. Decided it may be the universe offering the chance to fulfill a life dream and go play cowboy for a few months (having quit my job I was reminded by a very wise housemate that finding longer periods to duck out of your life is going to become harder and harder).

So, come the end of August I am flying off to the US and more specifically Colorado (yip, its gonna be CHILLY) to work for Duke and his team on the Chico Basin Ranch for three months! Its gonna be tough and at times I reckon I may be lonely but I am going to be riding, herding cattle and (hopefully) bison (!) and working with their kids conservation education programme.
Scared and Thrilled!

Friday, 13 August 2010

Our DRC moment?

The M&G has asked that this week. Do yourself a favour and read Nic Dawes's leader. This Mittal-ICT-Kumba-GOVERNMENT-Zuma's kid thing, along with the media stuff and the low-intensity war being waged against the judiciary is, as Dawes put it, is our fork in the road. The slope may not be steep - we won't implode overnight - but it is slippery.

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Ya dammit, why not just go the whole hog?

Cool piece of subversive mischief about the proposed Media Appeals Tribunal. Why stop there?

Well I guess it isn't subversive mischief at all, because it's 100% right (in both senses - it's accurate and morally right). Which makes the whole business more depressing. In case you still care, the ANC seems to be committed to this one. All eyes on the September NGC then.

Monday, 9 August 2010

I like this too.


Pity the song is so kak, but i love the concept.

Friday, 6 August 2010

Musicians taking over the world

First there was Peter Garrat - we know him from Midnight Oil but to many New South Walers in Australia he is also known as the Labour MP for Kingsford Smith as well as the Minister for Environment Protection, Heritage & Arts.

Now there is Wyclef Jean running for President of Haiti and (growing) rumours that Youssou n'Dour will be the next leader of Senegal :)

SA's marketing naivete

Trevor Noah is really big. Really popular. Cell C, not so much. Kinda annoying actually - the clever jokes and branding don't compensate for the really shit service.

I admit I fell for it, ok. But I haven't then gotten on my high horse to try and show just how morally outraged I am at being duped, like many Twitterers have done, apparently.

What am I talking about? Cell C's new marketing campaign/rebranding exercise/boadroom group-wank.

A few days ago a YouTube clip of a small part of one of Trevor's shows - where he lambastes Cell C - started to become very popular. So much so that, a few days later, Cell C took out full page ads in the dailies apologising to all Sef Efrikens, and promising big new things in the near future. A victory for social media. All hail God Trevor!

Turns out.... they were working together all along! Cell C and ol' Trev had the whole thing planned, and all was revealed at something called a media junket (press conference? Glad I didn't study marketing) yesterday. Cell C also revealed their shiny new investments, and made lots of promises, apparently.

I think that's great - good on both of them - PROVIDED it does actually improve Cell C's service, and maybe bring prices down a bit. Trevor's routines could do with some freshening up too, now that I think about it.

Quite why everyone is so upset that Trevor has 'sold out' is a little beyond me.

Thursday, 5 August 2010

Monday, 2 August 2010

Dan & Anna

For those of you interested in what Dan and Anna are up to you can now follow on the blog: Wild Wild Coast

The New Age has no comment on the proposed Media Appeals Tribunal

Are you wondering why? Are you surprised? No! Because you are not dim.

The best part about the story in which this little nugget was dropped is that TNA's (that's it's commonly accepted abbreviation now - some new readers will certainly be disappointed) editor, Vuyo Mvoko, has a spokesperson. I wonder how many newspaper editors have spokepersons?

Wednesday, 28 July 2010

Lions AND Tigers but still no bears


For those not in RSA the current hot story (not yet gagged by media control ;)) is Panjo the Tiger who escaped from his (bizarrely named) owner Goosey Fernandes's bakkie on the way home from the vet.
So apparently all those yankees were right - African: land of Lions and Tigers (bears pending)

Monday, 26 July 2010

Media wobbly continues...

... may turn to out to be more than a wobbly? One should always be extra sceptical about journos when they're reporting on their own problems (especially when many have personal axes to grind with various spokespeople, Floyd Shivambu in particular), but there's a pretty consistent and long history to this, and nothing I've read so far seems outrageiously senstational. I am officially CONCERNED.

From Legal Brief:

"These are turbulent times for media freedom, and the ANC is resolute in its determination to shackle the press – either through its proposed media tribunal or legislation such as the proposed Protection of Information Bill, or both, writes Legalbrief. The media has been warned that the proposed tribunal could include measures to imprison journalists or force them to pay millions of rands in fines. Outlining ANC thinking on the tribunal, the party’s national spokesperson, Jackson Mthembu, told the Mail & Guardian the tribunal would be ‘independent of the ANC and of the state’, but it would have the power to punish journalists found wanting. ‘If you have to go to prison, let it be. If you have to pay millions for defamation, let it be. If journalists have to be fired because they don't contribute to the SA we want, let it be,’ he said. But he was adamant that no changes to the Constitution were envisaged and that international perceptions of SA’s commitment to press freedom would not be tarnished. A proposal that the tribunal should have the same standing as Chapter Nine institutions, currently including the Public Protector and the SA Human Rights Commission, is on the table."

Mail and Guardian report here.

Thursday, 22 July 2010

The end of an era...

I was looking through some old blog posts, and i realised i hadnt actually published this one 3 years ago! Anyway, here it is...memories...


So, my time in SE Asia has come to a sad close. Since we last spoke, Alex and I spent some time in Chiang Mai (doing a cooking course, among other things) and then went back to Bangkok for a day, and then moved on to Cambodia.

Chiang Mai was fantabulous, much more chilled than Bangkok, but then it is much smaller. We did a lot of sleeping and relaxing there, because we were pretty pooped from all of the travelling until then. Notable highlights included a craft market that is probably the best i have ever seen. A whole suburb was filled with crafty things (as opposed to the rest of the thai markets that were filled with red bull and "same same but different" t-shirts) and all the temples made food and the stray thai dogs didnt rub their smelly selves against you. We (well, I) also ate some of this incendiary chilli and eggplant dip which is a speciality of Chiang Mai, and it burned on the way in and the way out like no chilli i have ever tasted before has ever done. I want some more.


We also went to check out the Kings residence up in the hills above Chiang Mai which was predictably lavish and luxurious, but the gardens were astoundingly beautiful too, and were far more impressive than any other part of his home.


We then went back to Bangkok, where we went to check out the Royal Palace and Wat Pho (the enormous golden reclining Buddha) and got into ANOTHER argument with a tuk tuk scammer when i warned some people not to get into his tuk tuk because i could see that they were going to be scammed. Anyway, he ran down the street after me screaming "Fuck YOU fuck YOU!" which is pretty comical in retrospect. We also checked out chinatown which was amazing (14% of Thailands population are ethnic Chinese) not least because of the wacky food in the markets.


Then at 5am the following day, we started our descent into hell. We took a bus from Bangkok to Aranyuprathet on the Thai-Cambodian border which was fine until the guy at the back of the bus vomited (toilet was locked) and his vomit formed an aromatic river that flowed under our seats toward the front of the bus. Thankfully we got off soon after, and headed to the border, where we got through the thai side pretty much unscathed, except that we had touts for the travel companies that organise onward journeys into Cambodia following us. I made Al speak to me only in Afrikaans, and looked blankly at the touts hoping that they would leave us alone, and my little ruse was working until they invaded my magic circle one time too many (what the fuck is it with SEAsia and personal body space?) and i shouted "I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH!" at him, in perfect english with a western accent. He nodded, and continued to follow us. Fuck.


So on the Cambodian side, we were made to pay 100 baht extra for our visas or they would be relegated to the "three hour" pile. Its a common scam that we were expecting, but what do you do? We were in a rush to get to Siem Reap, because if your bus leaves too late, they make you stay overnight at their friends guest house, whch is invariably expensive and filthy. So we get through the border, and the touts are buzzing like flies, and we dont see the bus station. In fact, all we can see is that the Armageddon has begun at the Cambodian border and the end or the world may soon be nigh. Don't get me wrong, the thai side was pretty filthy too, but this was just a level of poverty and filth i've never seen before. Bit of an eye opener actually. So we finally find a shitty bus company that will take us to Siem Reap, and we buy tickets. We soon found however, that the ticket prices were flexible, and that other people on the bus had paid half as much (while some had paid three times as much), but thats par for the course i guess.

After watching the owners friend fix the rear axle of our bus, we finally board the HellBus to Siem Reap 3 hours late. I could whinge about this trip for a LONG time, but the end result was that the 150 km trip along what is known as the "Boulevard of Broken Backsides" took seven hours and culminated in some of the passengers almost coming to blows with the driver and his mate, and a whole load of arguments with tuk tuk drivers when they dropped us (despite fierce protests from the 3-toothed british prop forward on the bus) in the darkest, scariest corner of Siem Reap and disappeared (seriously, driver and mate jumped out of the window and were never seen again).


We finally made it to our guest house, 'the Golden Banana' with two couples who had also survived the bus trip in tow. Sadly, what the guide book desribed as 'gay friendly' was in fact hetero-phobic, and the incredibly camp lisping khmer man at the counter informed us that unforunately there was "no space". The name should have given the place away...


ANYWAY, we spent three incredible days exploring the temples of Angkor Wat, the photos for which i will post in a few days time when i get to CT. Its difficult to explain the mood of the place, and i hate using words like "magical" and "etherial", but those are probably the most appropriate.


OK, this blog post had dragged on way too long, to i will sum up the rest of my time in SEAsia in point form :


  • Went back to BKK

  • Ate best som tam of all time

  • Ate hottest som tam of all time (but got maaaad respect from the guy who made it for me for finishing the whole thing)

  • Did some more shopping in Chinatown

  • Flew home to the Muthaland...

So now i am in Jozi but will be in CT on Sunday night, where i will upload all photos. Hope everyone is well...


Grek



Tuesday, 20 July 2010

Read the article then watch the video.

I'm not a huge fan of Hitchens. I mean, I'm impressed by his intellect, but I think he's a nasty person at his core. Sometimes that's funny, sometimes not. When he writes about a racist dunderhead like Mel Gibson, you know it's going to be funny. Check it out...

Thursday, 15 July 2010

Please explain.


Dude, there is something wrong with your eye.

Tuesday, 13 July 2010

Relive the World Cup!

With the Guardian's cool interactive tool. The minute by minute of the opening ceremony is great.

Monday, 12 July 2010

How good is this?



Dont like posting ads, but this is awesome. Loving the vuvuzela button on youtube too (you have to go to the site, doesn't work when you embed a video).

Wednesday, 7 July 2010

The ANC's media wobbly is back

And I think it's entirely unjustified; the ANC should stop with its whining.

To recap, Gwede Mantshe yesterday complained that The Media (all of it, obviously) hates the ANC, and is ethically rotten. After proving this objectively to be the case, with thorough research, he quickly went on to make renewed calls for a Media Tribunal, to bring the counter revolutionary journos to book. He also said that the Press Ombudsman shouldn't be a former journalist, because the media cannot use 'one of its own' to judge when a journalist has erred.

In related news, ANC benefactors, the Gupta family, will soon be launching a new daily newspaper, called New Age. It will reportedly be more sympathetic to the ANC, poor darlings.


I for one welcome New Age, and hope it lasts longer than This Day and that other one that didn't last very long. In the meantime, I hope Gwede reads solid coverage of South Africa like this, and quits with the bleating. [Sorry if you can't access the FT - it's another good one by Gideon Rachman.]

Monday, 5 July 2010

My two (Ront) cents on the spill

This oil spill is such a fuck up. As something of an oil and gas industry 'insider' (I'm not really, but kind of) this whole thing seems to have been mismanaged by absolutely everyone who has had a hand in it, even (sad to have to point it out) Barack. Good luck 'ending US reliance on foreign oil' if you shut the Gulf of Mexico down dude. Not that the GoM was ever going to keep the US market happy mind you, but i cant see the sense (other than the political sense) in getting all twitchy sphincter about new developments in the gulf because of a spill. Thats not to say that something shouldnt be done, but there are loads of rigs operating already (not just in the GoM), and unless you want to shut them down too, a considered attack on safety and maintenance policy is probably better than knee jerk threats and sabre rattling.

Sadly, the world still needs the oil and gas, and they need it pulled out of the ground by a bunch of cowboys because that is mostly who runs the industry (except for the supermajors, of course). It's a shitty industry, but that's what has developed over the years, and the US govt (though maybe not the current US govt) needs to take some responsibility for that.

As oil companies go, 'British Petroleum' (in Obama speak) are actually really risk averse - like most of the supermajors. You should see their technical specifications compared to some of the other smaller operators we deal with (ever seen technical specs from a small SEAsian joint venture looking to exploit a reserve in the Gulf of Thailand, or offshore Indonesia?... pretty light on detail).
Tony Hayward is a massive knob, and it really is an awful thing that has happened - someone will surely be to blame when the slick has cleared - but right now would be a good time to keep your head down and fix the problem while keeping one eye on other long term options rather than getting all Johnny Two-Guns and promising to 'kick some ass'. Only thing I can't work out is whether this whole thing strengthens or weakens the argument for nuclear. I hope it's the former.

Sunday, 4 July 2010

Augrabies

We went to Augrabies!


Augrabies

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

FIFA HQ in Jozi was robbed

Ha ha. Looks like it was an inside job, as it so often seems to be! No less than Septic Sepp deserves.

Monday, 28 June 2010

Photos of poor witmense

It's just been done again by a guy called Finbarr O'Reilly - see what you think.

I think Kevin Bloom missed the point, and shouldn't be attempting to compare with Goldblatt, whom he admits photographed working class Afrikaners anyway. This O'Reilly chap just wants to show the ignoramuses out there that, like, oh my god, white people in SA can be poor too. All that stuff about essentialising and groupyfying is way more sophisticated than what this oke was trying to achieve.

If It Was My Home - Visualizing the BP Oil Spill


If It Was My Home - Visualizing the BP Oil Spill

Friday, 25 June 2010

Bringing the Gees!!

My WC Photos to date

England V Algeria
Cameroon V Netherlands (voice still gruff from last night!)

All about the fan walk and watching the passing parades! Oh, yes, and seeing some footie :)
WC2010

Thursday, 17 June 2010

Vuvuzela song

Don't worry - no actual vuvus were hurt making this song.


Thursday, 10 June 2010

Count down reaches fever pitch

vuvuzela's are going crazy all over the city, fireworks are popping in the city bowl and the mountain is all lit!

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

arts n crafts!

I am totally on the World Cup spirit! Lu and I have even painted our own Makarapa's! (Check out her baobab one in the background) - Arts n Crafts is cool - felt like I was back in pre primary school :)

Monday, 7 June 2010

Some gems from my beloved employer

My employer takes security pretty seriously. We deal with a lot of confidential and/or priveleged information. All staff are vetted by the NIA prior to getting a job (well actually it starts after you are offered the job. Unlucky for you if you get booted 2 months in.). And you know, our offices must be secure and stuff. So we have a security team, one of which claims to be an ex-NIA agent. Sure.

Anyway they very infrequently send around completely random bits of 'advice', which are always entertaining. Part of today's 'Security Awareness Flash' are no different. It concerns the World Cup and appears to have been written by ADT. Don't touch me on my studio, people.

"For those of you who are going to the games, the trouble you are likely to come across will be either a few drunken yobs looking for a fight or pickpockets."

Yeah drunken yobs I'll help you look for those pickpockets! 

"The World Cup will attract international pickpockets from around the world."

Seriously?

"The SA authorities estimate that approx 300,000 Africans will come over the borders for the tournament. The borders will not be able to cope with the surge and checks will be cursory in most cases. Babies will be abducted for scrupulous adoption agencies in Nigeria and the like."

I'm not paraphrasing there - the third sentence was acutally put after the second sentence. And shame poor Nigeria. Even their scrupulous adoption agencies apparently steal babies from the other end of the continent.

Well done Andy Faull

His book about the SAPS (now SAPF, mind) is getting plenty positive attention. I reckon writing a book is one of the toughest jobs, so congratulations to him.

Sunday, 6 June 2010

Cool fixture follower

From the clever Spanish press.

http://www.marca.com/deporte/futbol/mundial/sudafrica-2010/calendario-english.html

Friday, 4 June 2010

Minister takes it seriously (sort of)

Pravin had supper with some banks. He chatted to them about executive pay, new Basel requirements post-crisis, and ... the Banking Enquiry recommendations. Treasury then released a big long statement (13 pages dedicated to just the Enquiry) saying banks are expected to do x, y, and z by some unspecified date. 2 years of formal Enquiry work and report writing and 2 years of follow-up research, politicking, begging and pleading, has come to this one meeting.


I still think it's massive progress. They've promised a 'market conduct' regulator! At the very least a super-Ombudsman (though no-one is sure what sort of powers either might have, following from what laws. Detail!). Retail banking is the only consumer-oriented sub-sector in financial services that doens't have such regulation or oversight. No wonder customers never know what they're being charged for, much less penalised for. Coupled with the incoming Consumer Protection Act, this promise of more market conduct regulation might shed some light on the giant grey area that is customer 'service' in SA's retail banking industry.

We've also been promised a proper switching regime. Will it be something resembling the UK's, where the customer literally has to only issue instructions to the current and new banks, and sit back and verify information? Customers can even demand the process be completed within the 3 week preiod recommended by the Financial Services Authority. Soon, dear friends, we'll see how/if you will be able to vote with your feet slightly more easily than before.

That's assuming, of course, you can find something out there that is obviously cheaper. I have two responses to that. If the cost of switching comes down, and you no longer think it will take months to move all your debit orders, you're facing a stronger incentive to look than before. And if you do look, it doesn't take long to identify Capitec, FNB (EasyPlan and Smart), and Nedbank (Everyday, I think?) as the cheapest, and actually very cheap. Slightly more exotic are Bidvest and African - also cheap but probably less 'trusted'. After Saambou, Saffers are big on trusting their banks.

What about their actual fees, you say? They're too high, you bellow! Before responding please be reminded that the authorities are dealing ONLY with retail transaction accounts. Personal current accounts, as the British call them. They have nothing to say on interest rates, overdraft fees, mortgage fees, etc. In fact anything related to credit products fall under the regulation of the National Credit Act.

That said, they may have made some inroads into banks' penalty fee practices concerning dishonoured debit orders. Penalty fee reductions should occur on all accounts, but Treasury chose to focus on low income customers only. Who knows why. Either way though it's a big deal because this penalty is one of the few that isn't already regulated, and banks do make a great deal of non-interest income out of them. Explicit regulation of this fee would have brought some certainty; we'll have to see what Pravin's public guilt trip can generate. Will it make a difference to the banks that haven't already made changes?

What other fees could one reasonably expect to be 'force' down? Maybe ATM fees, and maybe some payment card fees. Needless to say there are no risk-free solutions. Right now if you want cheaper cash withdrawals, use a retailer, not an ATM. Not even your own bank's ATM. And to be perfectly frank on the payment card front all the clamour is for changes that help retailers save money on processing cards, which may in turn help customers with ever so slightly lower shelf prices. But those customers will probably need to pay more for their credit and debit cards. Swings and roundabouts.

On the myriad prices for all the other retail bank account services, I have the following to say. If you squeeze a water balloon (one that isn't too full) in one area, what normally happens? It pops out in another area. That's the problem with multi-product, highly differentiated oligopolies where the bigger players weild considerable market power. As long as they have market power, they can recoup profits lost as a result of direct regulation, from you. No regulator can, nor should, try to squeeze the balloon on all sides simultaneously. Not because it might burst, but because it can't be done efficiently and effectively. I mean really, how many South African regulators have got price regulation right?

No, the real solution is to reduce their market power. The only way to do that is to have more banks, switch more frequently between banks, or both. And we are getting there! Slowly. You, the customer, have the power. Go forth and switch, hopefully away from one of the big 4 baddies. Don't give me your rubbish about a 'relationship', or your home loan, or any other kak. And the trust thing! Don't get me started. Our banks are expensive partly because they come under the some of the most stringent prudential regulations found anywhere in the world. The reverance for, and fear of, RISK within the black walls of the SARB is quite something to behold. So stop your whining about size and reputation. Capitec is as solid as ABSA ever will be - it's run by like-minded ex-broederbond members.... (I think! Ha ha. But I mean how else do you get a banking license from Errol Kruger?).

More competition will (most often) get you better prices. More competition in banking has to bring some prices down, surely? I'm convinced that unless you are worth millions, more competition is the way to go. It will help you get better service for less far more effectively than any 'relationship' you might foster with a mid-level branch manager who failed accounting and became a banker instead. Think about that next time you apply for a loan, retch over your monthly bank charges, or are simply forced to endure another ridiculously expensive and mostly incomprehensible Standard Bank marketing campaign. Just don't ever apply for a loan from Capitec! Ha ha now you are confused.

Monday, 31 May 2010

Feeling it

This, dear friends, describes well many of my encounters with other parts of government, and sometimes with people in my own organisation too. The mind does indeed shut down sometimes. The urge to cry, and then strangle, is also common.

Sunday, 30 May 2010

Thursday, 27 May 2010

Thursday wakeup

Seven foods experts won't eat. Looks like your tomato aversion isn't completely irrational Kez. Although some of the experts are clearly biased given their jobs. Although although, the New Yorker has something similar.

And if you weren't sure you should remove every last bit of info from your Facespace account, or even better shut it down, read this: You may be more public than you think. Another win for Kezza.

Will I shut mine? For now I've removed just about everything and turned all the 'who can see this' setting to 'friends only'. When I get home I wanna use this tool to see what is still viewable.

Yes yes, I hear you say, the big picture is that Google, and probably Microsoft and the US and Chinese governments too, know so much about me already that it makes no difference. In ten years' time today's definition of privacy will be considered quaint. Nevertheless, irrational knee-jerks are only human.

Monday, 24 May 2010

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Me playing squash

A guy in our team is an Apple fanboy. Last night he 'filmed' my match on his Ah-Fone. You can watch the last game here, if you really want to.

To set the scene, I cruised the first, had no idea what was going on in the second and third, snuck the fourth, and then really got lucky in the 5th. Team lost overall, but jassis ek was gepomped met daardie wen.

Monday, 17 May 2010

I'm sure you've all seen the stories by now

But in case you didn't, Frederick van Zyl Slabbert passed away last Friday. One of SA's greatest public intellectuals? Gotta be close. Sheena Duncan of the Black Sash also passed on recently. Must admit I knew very little about her.

This article on these two people, written by an American for a 'hip' South African news service, is actually quite good.

Thursday, 13 May 2010

What reality are you talking about?

If you live in Jozi this will probably amuse, and dismay... I can't believe Amos kept answering the questions.

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Monday, 10 May 2010

Trapped in the Closet

Have you guys all seen this?! Apparently I am behind the times a little so maybe you have all already seen and commented.
This is possibly the most bizarre thing I have ever seen - It is hilarious! and equal parts weird and completely confusing. What is the point? Was it meant to be a joke?
Wiki suggests otherwise

Golf


The worlds worst spectator sport. Really, who gives a shit?

Friday, 7 May 2010

What's the difference between a million and a billion?

So while our local bourse was asleep last night, the global stock markets were in turmoil. Evidently the course of this sudden 10% fall in the Dow (which had people momentarily thinking that we had finally reached the second great depression) was that someone at Citibank erroneously put in a sale order for a billion Procter and Gambles instead of a million. Eish!



Now these days a lot of trading is automated. Particularly on big levered trades, the broker can program a stoploss into a computer which basically gets the computer to sell if the price falls to far (so as to limit losses). This little trade managed to breach those stop loss levels, compounding the sell off.

And then you also get lots of clever people looking at straight lines on the Dow graph. They saw the jagged blue line cross their straight red line and used all their scientific intuition to sell the whole market.

It's because of the quality of these great minds that the equities industry pays such inflated salaries.

Tuesday, 4 May 2010

National Service

So... Lindiwe is proposing National Service again... but it will be voluntary. Am I being stupid, but isn't that the current system?
“We would like to have a period in which we take your children and give them a bit of discipline."
But it will be voluntary?
I am confused (easy to do I know)

And as an aside.... I am surprised none of you boys have raised the big news of the day and highlighted the murder of Lolly Jackson yet

Thursday, 29 April 2010

Soufefrica DOMINATING!

Not that these lists mean shit, but La Colombe just rated 12th best restaurant in the world. This is sure to get up the noses of lots of Australians as their best restaurant achieved only 27th! We got two restaurants in the top 50, which is great when you see some of the other restaurants there. I ate at La Colombe less than a year ago and it was fucking outstanding. Maybe better than that actually. And unbelievable value when you see the prices of some of the restaurants around it.

Can't help but think that the WC has something to do with the rating, but fuck it, we beat Australia and thats all that matters.

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

Da daaa du-dumm, I got the post-Freedom Day blues

There is too much news to read. And reading it doesn't feel terribly rewarding anymore either. Is anyone else (living in SA - not that your opinions, foreigners, are not welcome) becoming a little overwhelmed by it all?

And it's not even the politics, although this Freedom Day thing got me a little mif. Much more basic stuff worries me, a trend that seems to accelerate with age. Like this report on our sewage works. The bigger picture is not the imminent collapse of sewage systems, which would suck for sure but can be fixed with money, but the fact that SA is so water scarce.

Thankfully Hayibo is usually there at the end of the reading list.

Monday, 26 April 2010

Your suspicions are accurate

In case anyone really thought business consultants added any value, read this.

Friday, 23 April 2010

Coachella fully zeffed

Apparently they made some heads turn at Coachella this year. Haven't seen the Boing Boing interview but not sure I want to.

Oppi will be interesting this year, that's for sure.

Australians

Sometimes, they're a little over eager... (for those that dont know ACA - A Current Affair - is a quasi-news show where average Australians get a platform to whinge about the neighbours dogs, Asian immigrants, or the latest fad diet).



... but Australians are never racist!

Lets hope they are still crap at rugby... STORM SAAM!

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Don't be tjatjarag!

Tjatjarag - as used by Juju just before calling Jonah a rubbish, bastard, small boy, and bloody agent.

If you were wondering what may come of the ANC's 'threat' to spank Juju's bottom, the latest may be found here.

Monday, 19 April 2010

Why are there Google Ads on our Blog???/

Ad Dynamo Pay Per Click Advertising

Okay if we are going to do ads on our blog then we need to use Ad:Dynamo and not Google! Gotta support our investments.....
And who put them on - Philly?

Friday, 16 April 2010

wishing...

....i had tickets for Glastonbury this year - 40th anniversary and celebrating in style

Uh-oh

Blk Jks Collaborates With DJ Tiesto

13/04/10


SA's hottest afro-rockband, BLK JKS will be collaborating with the world's biggest DJ Tiësto, on an exclusive track which will be premiered live at Smirnoff Experience Mash-upStreet in Johannesburg on 15 May.

This unique collaboration between the two musically diverse acts began just a little over a month ago. Following the success of Tiësto's recent genre-bending collaborations with Nelly Furtado, Three 6 Mafia, Calvin Harris, Tegan & Sara as well as remixes of MUSE, Bloc Party and Editors, the outcome of his sessions with BLK JKS will surely break new musical grounds for both acts.

"The chance to collaborate with BLK JKS, the most exciting new band from South Africa, is something I might not have done were it not for Smirnoff asking me to be part of the Smirnoff Experience 'Mash-up Street' in South Africa. The concept of mixing and remixing music genres and cultures is something that continues to inspire me. I'm really excited to share the new track we're making and the live show with the entire world," says DJ Tiesto.

Monday, 12 April 2010

Calling idle minds!

The challenge (should you choose to accept)....

After conversations surrounding the only Billy Joel song I like, and the need for a current version I am wondering if anyone wants to play:

A "We didn't start the fire" for our lifetime.

After a small debate - 1980 to 2010. Good round numbers. Open to events/people from 1979 if well motivated though. Global.
:)

wtf?

AbaThembuland? Rock on!

Also wtf: Pics of ET's funeral day.And allegations he was a homo kiddie fiddler.

Final wtf goes to Juliaaassss: apparently he chucked a chair at delegates attending the ANCYL's Limpopo Provincial Conference because they supported the incumbent Chairman, not Malema's pick. That he had to strong-arm and blatantly rig the Limpopo ANCYL elections to get his guy in speaks volumes - I'm just not sure what volumes. He's a ruthless and canny politician. Maybe he's just lost sight of dynamics in his home province? Must be hard to keep up I guess. He was after all in both Mthatha and Harare over Easter. Shame.

Thursday, 8 April 2010

Ballooning

Did this the weekend before the hike. Also rad.


Up!

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Hike!

Totally totally rad hike from Port St. John's to Coffee Bay. 61km, 4 nights, chillin in local villages with the, umm, locals. More shots on facepoop.


Wild Coast hike

Monday, 29 March 2010

Sorry

But check the journo's name:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece

Is it for real?

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

and this one is seriously cool - matisyahu

my new favorite thing - these kids are amazing and their teacher, inspiring.



kind of puts westerford choir to shame really..!!!

http://www.youtube.com/user/agreggofsociety#p/u/2/maVIZ30GPGU

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Friday, 19 March 2010

Fifa Mafia strike back

Kulula took on the big boys - and lost.

Thursday, 18 March 2010

Americans and nudity.

Boobs. Surely the person responsible for this mistake must be put to death?

Monday, 15 March 2010

two very important dates

So... 1st one: Scheibes's 30th:
bubbles and brunch at east fort - yummy!! Glorious day in the sun!
Scheibes's 30th


2nd one: Flamjangled Tea Party
If I was a trend watcher - this would have been my tip of the year! All those who follow "Kerry"s hot pics" would know ;) Didn't manage to get up for the full weekend but Paula and I did head to D'Ville for some chilled lounging, musing and swimming on Sunday. Cuban bands, kolo novo, Drag Queen Nun Mistress of Ceremonies, complimentary tea, cupcakes and lindt - amazing!!!
Think Kirstenbosch meets Alice In Wonderland :)
Flamjangled Tea Party March 2010

Saturday, 13 March 2010

yaara's music video....




got to help her get this going viral... :-)

Thursday, 11 March 2010

Talya is going to New YAWK!

Race Cards everywhere - now they are downloadable :)
(someone was bound to do this)

Monday, 8 March 2010

Phil joins the crowd.


Did you buy their album Philimon?