Tuesday, 27 November 2007

Afrika Be Burning

So I was only there for just over 24 hours but it felt like a week. Talk about madness in the desert: sculptures, gifts, paddling pools, The Pedal Power Smoothie brigade, full moon, heat, cold, sudden little tornado's, dancing in The Saloon, and setting it all on fire - It was amazing!
A couple of pics:

The Smoothie Brigade

The Desert

Gift of Music for a Gift Smoothie

The Machine at work!

Puppet

Balloons!

Giant Hamster wheels - A little tricky at first, but then lots of fun

Table Tennis!

The Gang:
Dan

Anna

Matt

Clementine

James

Chloe

Unfortunately the pics from "The Burn" at night are on Chloe's camera. So you will have to wait for those ;)
Check it out, my dad's famous....
http://www.businessday.co.za/Articles/TarkArticle.aspx?ID=3069550

Saturday, 24 November 2007

Turn the volume up...

... get your insulin ready and listen to this...

Thursday, 22 November 2007

My friend and colleague Romy is zooper famous


Yes that is German Chancellor Angela Merkel in front, and Romy in the background staring lovingly at the camera. The dress cost R3000 apparently, purchased by Sven on her right. But Romes assures me she didn't put out to get it. :P

Monday, 19 November 2007

HAIL, SEEK and SAVE WESTERFORD

Thanks KEN - for reminding us where are roots are. yes. The roots of the old chestnut tree.... Hail Westerfordians indeed.

Please help me. The roots are starting to stangle me. And god forbid we acidentally forget to invite someone. Someone, anyone who actually wants to put money in our bank account. Two people have already tracked me down asking why they haven't received a treemail...

so I ask, i beg and I stand proudly aside DR Gibbon on stage and ask you to do a devotion (or anything that else that creates a shudder) please extend roots, leaves, branches and any other parts of your tree. and help us SEEK and SAVE the lost ones.

Please don't let me suffer in silence.(or let the tree die) I know that I have dug my own grave, but this is when friends really pull together. Isn't it? Isn't this, our friendships that have blossomed over all these years, the product of just that. SCHOOL. mmmm. Think I need to go water my plants. and do some weeding. Jou ma se tree

They were and they arethe lost ones(in no particular order...):

Adrian Meader
Alex Runciman
Alice Scudamore
Andrew Callanan
Anton Malan
Catherine Young
Chris Pryor
Claire Spottiswood
Craig Bezuidenhout
Craig Rynhoud
David Sharpe
Elinor Spiers
Evan Castle
Fakhrie Hisham
Jayne Hoare
Jo Daly
john Gamble
Julie Kenney
KatharinaMielke
Kathryn Sieborger
Kelly Williams
Kerry AnnPalmer
Kristin Reynolds
Lesibia Montsitsi
Lethu Ncayiyana
Lundi Coetzee
Matthew Lilley
Megan Whitehead
Michael Manitshana
Natalie hurd
Nicole Erasmus
Richard Shephard
Robyn Saddler
Scott Mckenzie
Sherifa Bux
ThembisaBatyashe
Tony Marks
Yunus Higgs


Nil nisi optimum? I have forgotten what it means.. Higher and Higher/ or was that maybe Greenfield Girls? something about a Lark flying high in the sky.. more green and more nature. mmm.

Hail to you all. Thanks Ken.

lake of stars



hail westerford

y'all are a really, really popular bunch. so here be an early punt for lake of stars next year. this year was awesomebutawesome but could've done with more of a westerfordian presence.

http://www.lakeofstars.co.uk/

http://www.jhblive.com/live/publications_view.jsp?pub_id=211562

10/10/08 - 12/10/08

Tuesday, 13 November 2007

For your happiness - hope you can see it.



Go to http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comictallica6.png if you can't see it. Metallica SUCK!

Sunday, 11 November 2007

F.Y.I.

Fishing ROCKS!

This morning, me mate Dan (from Soufefrika) took me fishing in his little tinnie in Sydney Harbour. We caught lots of little snapper, and some fugly fish, but nothing of legal size, but that wasn't the point. The point is that even if your hand stinks like rotten squid for days after, FISHING ROCKS, and might actually be more fun than reading, studying, or exercising.

Dan in aforementioned tinnie:

Sydney harbour bridge:

Me and one of my catches:

Thursday, 8 November 2007

Love the smell of Jozi in the morning

This delayed me lank getting into work yesterday morning. It also prevented me buying coffee on campus, cos they locked everything down while the cops, most carrying R5 rifles, ran around campus looking for these fucks. We had to stay

Police nab Parktown suspects

Three men were arrested in Johannesburg on Wednesday in connection with an attempted armed robbery.

"The suspects were arrested in Braamfontein and they fit the description of the suspects that were spotted at Pick 'n Pay in Jorissen street while fleeing from the police," said Superintendent Lungelo Dlamini.

Early in the morning, the provincial crime intelligence unit reacted to a tip-off about a planned robbery at a printing business in Parktown.

"On arrival members noticed a green Nissan bakkie fitting the description of the one that was to be used by the suspects. When they approached the vehicle, it drove away," Dlamini said.

The three men fired shots at the police and drove off. The vehicle was later found abandoned in Jan Smuts Avenue.

Three weapons were found - two revolvers in a vegetable crate inside Pick 'n Pay, and an R5 rifle in a dustbin in a parking lot.

Dlamini said the bakkie was hijacked in Linden.

The three will appear in court on Friday facing charges of attempted murder, and possession of stolen property and illegal firearms. - Sapa

Saturday, 3 November 2007

Gregs Eating Tips #1

When the sky looks like this (grey):
You have to have some of this:

Thursday, 1 November 2007

Lewis Carroll syllogisms are cool

A mad distraction for your slow Wednesday:

1. Babies are illogical
2. Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile.
3. Illogical people are despised.

Therefore babies cannot manage crocodiles.

This is a for real thing that Mr Carroll wrote. He was a wise man, no doubt. And probably also a paedophile. Almost certainly, in fact, if below is any indication :D

See I know nothing about Sefriken politics. Well a little maybe.

Check this story from Business Day. Thabo has lots of nominations to be ANC president for a third term. Zuma has less. Sexwale has the least.

So maybe the TM-JZ race is tighter than we thought, and it isn't "JZ's to lose". But I don't know if nominations accurately represent overall support, or indeed how the branch representation works at the electoral conference (not all 650,000 members trek to Limpopo to vote you see). Do provinces vote in blocs? Or do individual branches vote however they like? Hmmm - maybe Andy Faull can help!


AS PRESIDENT Thabo Mbeki told media in Namibia yesterday that the African National Congress (ANC) would reject leaders who sought political positions by campaigning publicly, businessman Tokyo Sexwale was taking an early lead among candidates seen as providing a “third way” in the ruling party’s presidential race.

Mbeki, who was on a state visit to Namibia, told the SABC yesterday it was against ANC tradition to campaign openly. He said that leaders who were doing so would be rejected by the party at the elective national conference next month.

He also repeated his willingness to stand for re-election as leader of the ANC if the party asked him . “If, in the nominations process, the membership of the ANC says we want Thabo Mbeki to continue to be president of the ANC, you can’t say no,” he said.

“Indeed, if the membership of the ANC feels that I should be the president of the ANC, I’m saying it’s within the culture and traditions of the ANC, and I understand them very well.”

Business Day independently verified that Sexwale ha d secured more than a dozen presidential nominations from branches in the party’s Waterbe rg region in Limpopo. Sexwale was on a whirlwind presidential campaign trail in the run-up to the ANC’s conference next month.

A Sexwale lobbyist in Limpopo said yesterday he had managed to gain support in the region by “weakening” an already “disillusioned” Mbeki support base.

“The simple fact is that TM (Thabo Mbeki) has not done enough as ANC president — the party is on its knees, as the country’s president — our people are still living in poverty. They have bought into the Sexwale dream.

“He told us to hold our leaders to account,” the source said.

But the race continues to be dominated by Mbeki and the party’s deputy president, Jacob Zuma.

Steven Friedman, a political analyst at the Institute for Democracy in SA (Idasa), said although Sexwale “needed” an entire ANC province to support him before “being considered” for a presidential nomination, the more nominations he got “the more seriously” he would be taken.

In Eastern Cape, the ANC’s strongest province, 345 of 468 branches had finalised their nominations for the party’s presidential race. A senior ANC leader in the province told Business Day that of the branches that had voted, 80% favoured an Mbeki third term.

“Seventy-three percent of the branches have completed their branch general meetings.

“Mbeki has about 270 nominations for president and Zuma about 80 nominations for president. That is how it stands. We have the big picture but not the full picture,” the source said.

Although Zuma only had about 20% support in the province, he had made inroads into what had traditionally been an Mbeki stronghold. Of the ANC’s 2700 branches, 468 were in Eastern Cape.

Friedman said Mbeki’s support among Eastern Cape ANC structures gave the “first indication” of how the province’s 906 delegates would vote in the party’s poll.

“This indicates that Mbeki’s support in the province is stronger than we have been led to believe up until now,” Friedman said.

He said this posed the question whether Zuma’s Eastern Cape support was real or had “all been hype” .

However, branch nominations are more public declarations than the secret ballot that would be used should the ANC’s presidential seat be contested.

In such an election, Eastern Cape would have 906 votes, KwaZulu-Natal 608, Limpopo 400, Gauteng 354, Free State 363, Mpumalanga 325, North West 280, Northern Cape 220 and Western Cape 219. With Reuters

Wednesday, 31 October 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTCHELS!

Sorry buddy had to continue the theme. But you see I haven't used a picture, cos I like to be different. In case the rest of you weren't sure, 'preamble' is in fact Andrew, and he turned a grand old 28 today, in the Netherlands nogal. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now go eat some kaas and drink some bier. Put a candle in the kaas whydontcha.

Tuesday, 30 October 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREGGLES



HOPE YOUVE HAD A FLIPPIN LEKKER DAY. LOOK FORWARD TO HANGING OUT SOON SOON.
ROSH MUSIC MAN :-)
BAAAAAIIIIII
TALS

Dankie, dankie.

Ag, thanks everyone for the gifts and cards and good wishes. It sucks to be working night shift on your birthday, but then spending the day on the beach is pretty cool.

Also, this isn't really a birthday movie, but flip it's good.

Thanks again everyone!

Dis die Doktor se Verjaarsday!



Veels geluk met jou verjaarsdag! Die spingbokkies sal lekker vir jou speel, die son skyn in Ostralia en dit is al die taal vat ek kan praat! Maar die koek is 'n bruin en blue een, jou ginstelig kleure.... Ek weet nie hoe dit smaak, ma Tannie Ina het dit gebak - natuurlik!






Sunday, 28 October 2007

anyone see black book?


My first post in a long time.

Sorry guys, FB (or rather facebook) has taken over for a short while. But I'm back!

And with that, I'd like to find out if anyone else has seen the movie Blackbook? I did tonight with Helen. And I have mixed feelings. Mixed because I feel there was an agenda for having this movie out.

And that's all I'm saying for now.

Onto other things.. Franny, looks like you're having an excellent time! nice one sister!

I've got one more week to go and i'm back in Melbourne. It's been a bumpy, rollercoaster, fabulous, mad, confusing, joyous and unsettling time being back in the land of the cape.
A beautiful city with so much going on. And then at the same time, the same stuff that's been going on for years. Same same but different.
I look forward to coming back here one day and having my kiddies. But don't you all get worried, that's a long time in the future...!

I'm signing out now.

cheerio, tot siens, sala kakuhle

X

Thursday, 25 October 2007

in order not to get Evicted.....

Once apon a time there were some hungry swans who lived in St Margrets Loch on the side of a hill in Hollyrood Park...










Please may I have some more bread?

































No Mr Swan, you go away and ask Kate for some bread.












Hmmm, bread! I am so starving I might even eat a pigeon!
































Help! They are so hungry that I have to hide behind a bench!



















And the moral of the story is that "A full swan is a happy swan."













God forbid I get evicted by the meglomaniac who is running the blog! Sorry I have been super busy - student life is hard, but have been finding time to explore the city with Paula.

Kate, Paula and I went for a walk up Aurthur's Seat last Saturday, fed the very hungry and friendly swans and came to the conclusion that we were all very unfit.

Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Tuesday, 23 October 2007

The real Turning Point in the RWC Final


THANKS, BUT WE DON'T NEED YOU QUEENY!!!

Monday, 22 October 2007

Friday Night Balkan Beats










For all of you that have not been in Cape Town......our Kerry has been slaving away.


In the past couple of weeks her activities have been varied. Including: losing sleep, pouring tea for Helen Zille, chasing and transporting goats, (chasing and transporting israeli band members and their giant Tubas and need for weed), fighting with the council, trying to tame the knee jerk reactions of serious creative minds and ultimately pulling together all the strings that made up one serious party.




This she achieved with much success on Friday night.




Walkie talkie in hand, 2500 guests later, a trip to the hospital (in the name of war and peace, war was declared on the face of 1 Odd enjiner who had to defend his stage), and many incessant phonecalls from the old lady whose Obsevatory(the real one - not the suburb) walls were vibrating the whole of friday night....




Going on 48 hours with only 45 mins of sleep on friday night, 2 slices of pizza and 1 doughnat later - we will not begin to ask Kerry if she did indeed catch all those penalties in the rugby on sat night.




So well done Kez. we are very proud. and here are some pics for you all to enjoy

Sunday, 21 October 2007

Thursday, 18 October 2007

MOER HULLE!


A little girl was sitting in her classroom in England when her teacher walked in and started talking about how proud she is to be an English woman, and how wonderful it is to be an England supporter. The teacher then asked everyone who supported the England rugby team to put up their hands. Every hand in the class besides one went up. This surprised the teacher and so she asked the little girl why her hand wasn't up. "Well," said the little girl, "because I don’t support England." Even more surprised, the teacher asked her whom she supported.

"I support the Springboks", she replied. Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked the little girl why she supported the Springboks. "My mom supports the Springboks, and my dad supports the Springboks, so I support the Springboks." The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked: "Well, if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would you be? The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled and replied: "An ENGLAND supporter!"

Wednesday, 17 October 2007

Your political education, volume 3 or 4 (i forget)

Time for another update on SA's deepening political troubles. This is after all my favourite thing, ever. Jokes. Porn is, but I can't say that when I'm trying to sound intelligent.

As you all should know, the ANC's national conference takes place in December this year, in Polokwane. It is here they they erect the new president of the party. Because in SA the head of state and head of government are rolled into one big, hairy shlong, and because we have only a general erection (and not a presidential erection), whomever leads the ANC will surely be our next state president, after the ANC wins by landslide the general erections in 2009.

Yet things are not so simple. Mbeki can and will run for a third term as party president. If he wins, and his chances are not insubstantial, this implies that one of two things must happen, both unprecedented, neither hot like greg's mom. One, the country, sorry limpdick parliament, agrees to amend the most holy and sacred part of our constitution, allowing Mbeki to have a third go at fucking our country up the arse (well at least the social bits - the economy's doing rather well, in fact better than EVER before, in ALL of history, under our washington consensus vibe). Or two, the ANC figures out how to deal with having one guy running the party and another running the state. I honestly cannot decide which is worse. Holiday in Kabul, or nursing job at Frere Hospital? What a CHOICE!

Door number one turfs us officially onto the top of the slippery slope to oblivion, african style. Door number 2 beats out of us what little tolerance we have left for psycho-politics by forcing us to live with a megalomaniacal party leader utterly unwilling to just let the fuck go, plotting and undermining whomever is trying to run the state. Worse, no-one yet seems to have a clue how, if Mbeki is still ANC president come 2009, the ANC will be able to find another douchebag to take over the state presidency without tearing itself, and the entire fabric of our democracy, asunder. Indeed just trying to erect a new party leader is already doing that. Like Oom always says, 'n vis VERROT van die KOP af.

The proverbial third way is of course also the most likely: Zuma wins the ANC erection in December, and assumes the state thrown, in the new presidential palace built with Chinese money, in 2009. Everyone is now saying it's his to lose (and by everyone I mean the serious analyst guys who write in the koerants, not kunty du plessis in the car mechanic shop what still haat daai vokkin aapies).

I still have my doubts. Tribalism remains the most hardcore form of 'racism' in this country. I'm struggling to see how the ANC bigwigs (and there are lots we never really hear about or know anything about), who are all isiXhosa, will let some zulu fuck run THEIR liberation organisation and THEIR country. Yes Luthuli was a Zulu, but that's ancient history. Back then there was a common enemy.

But, I also struggle to see how they will successfully manipulate the vote. Even chunks of the Eastern Cape branches now seem to prefer Zuma (if you believe polls in this country).

And the sad fact remains that even if there is some serious alternative to a run-off between Mbeki and Zuma... well there just isn't, klaar. That's a sad fact indeed. There's only 2 months left for chrissakes. Only madiba would be able to campaign not at all, get nominated at the last minute, and win. And Tokyo has campaigned, but like, please.

The final hot poker applied to your ball sack? Just in case you weren't feeling impotent already? The ANC's just finished it's membership audit - they need to do this prior to every national conference to figure out who has voting rights and who doesn't. Only paid-up members get to vote in December (you should have a healthy sense of foreboding by now). They've managed to scratch together a grand total of 650,000-odd members. That's right, less than 2% of this country's population will determine its medium-term future! Still think voting in 2009 will be worthwhile?

Think about THAT mud monkeys!

I do apologise for the crude language - I have been with an australian and a kiwi for 3 days now. I do love their forthrightness. But a touch crude, indeed.

Disclaimer: no matter what happens, the sun still shines in mzansi, and the country is still totally rad. I am not a white pessimist. I am helluva concerned about things though.

Sunday, 14 October 2007

You're on notice!




If you're on the blog, and you've never blogged, you have thirty days to do so, otherwise we're doing a clean-up. Its nothing personal, its just that Phil is upset that so many are riding the golden coattails of his joumaseblog genius. He didn't actually say anything like that, but he implied it. Its just time for a clean up. Kerry agrees.


Keep it ghetto gangstas!

Saturday, 13 October 2007

Everything you suspected about the iPhone...



...but were too afraid to ask, is candidly addressed in this hilarious little diatribe.

He seems to like Nokia's, which is a little disappointing, but still, it's pretty fuckin' funny...

Wednesday, 10 October 2007

What's hot and what's not

What's hot :
  • The XXXchange remix of The Eraser by Thom Yorke
  • Lindt 70% dark chocolate
  • Summer
  • The Springboks
  • The Chasers War on Everything (podcast it!)
  • This blog (well, lukewarm at the moment)
  • Jogging without a bra

What's not :

  • Anything from that douchebag Mika
  • Lindt 85% dark chocolate (bleggh!)
  • Endless winters (sorry Al)
  • Argentina
  • Any reality dance show (give it a rest ffs!)
  • Facebook
  • Jogging 'commando'

Drink Vodka, roll in the hay with pigs



Shameless marketing I know, but this is what I do all day at the mo so needed to share :)

Guess where I went this morning?? To a Jewish fundraising breakfast with Helen Zille. Charismatic and interesting. Weird to hang out with corporate Jewish cape town and their wives though :)

Thursday, 4 October 2007

CRITICAL INFO FROM THE BBC

Jogging your way to saggy breasts

Millions of women may be jogging their way to sagging breasts as they set off on New Year fitness regimes without suitable bras, research suggests.

Some 9.5 million British women could be irreversibly damaging their busts by exercising without a proper sports bra, the Portsmouth University team said.

They found breasts moved in a 3D figure of eight and that uncontrolled movement strained fragile tissues and ligaments.

The study suggested as a woman runs a mile, her breasts bounced 135m.

The report found each breast moved independently of the body by an average of 9cm for every step taken on the treadmill.

With the average breast weighing between 200 and 300 grams, this movement puts great stress on the breast's fragile support structure - the outer skin and connective tissues known as Cooper's ligaments.

Irreversible breast sag

The research team found breast movements resulted in temporary pain and discomfort.

But it also led to a more permanent stretching of the Cooper's ligament which leads to irreversible breast sag.

They claim that wearing an ordinary T-shirt bra reduced bounce by 38%, but wearing a sports bra by the firm Shock Absorber - which sponsored the research - reduced bounce by 78%.

Dr Joanne Scurr who carried out the research said women needed to be aware of the effects of exercising without properly supporting their breasts.

"People rightly spend time and effort to get the right footwear for exercise and it is equally important to wear the correct sports bra.

"Proper support for breasts will reduce the stretch to the Cooper's ligament."